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Private Equity Firm Acquires Neighborhood Seasonal Sweetened Water Stand

DES MOINES — KKR, a leading global investment firm and group of aspiring open sea pirates, disillusioned amateur golfers, and hardcore…

Jul 1, 2020

Private Equity Firm Acquires Neighborhood Seasonal Sweetened Water Stand

Jul 1, 2020

Published in
How Pants Work

I Am Your Parking Lot Landlord

I am your parking lot landlord. My voice is an unfiltered cigarette. I only yell.

May 11, 2020

I Am Your Parking Lot Landlord

May 11, 2020

Published in
Slackjaw

I Am A Man Who Loves Shopping At JoS. A. Bank

Divorced? Twice.

Mar 30, 2020

I Am A Man Who Loves Shopping At JoS. A. Bank

Mar 30, 2020

Published in
Slackjaw

Famous Writers Pitch to Target For A New Line Of Quote-Covered Merchandise

Bird feeders, rustic entryway furniture, tote bags specifically for apple picking, themed seasonal coffee creamer, and more!

Jan 25, 2020

Famous Writers Pitch to Target For A New Line Of Quote-Covered Merchandise

Jan 25, 2020

Published in
The Bigger Picture

Mystery Thriller of the Year: The Woman on the Airplane Wing

Murder, turbulence, and Cinnabon collide in the best mystery thriller of the year

Jan 23, 2020

Mystery Thriller of the Year: The Woman on the Airplane Wing

Jan 23, 2020

‘You Love Each Other More Than Other Couples’ Wedding Package

“So it sounds like we’ll just save room for the 14 photographers, then.”

Jan 13, 2020

‘You Love Each Other More Than Other Couples’ Wedding Package

Jan 13, 2020

Published in
The Bigger Picture

Meanwhile, in the Facebook Group: Dog Moms of Tallahassee

514 members & 4,000,000 posts per day

Dec 30, 2019

Meanwhile, in the Facebook Group: Dog Moms of Tallahassee

Dec 30, 2019

Published in
The Bigger Picture

Selling You a Better Life on Poshmark

When it comes to appropriating parts of other peoples’ lives, Poshmark shoppers want it all.

Dec 24, 2019

Selling You a Better Life on Poshmark

Dec 24, 2019

Published in
The Haven

Beans Spilled About Amazon’s Oompa Loompa Program

Program: The Candy Man Can, Status: Failed

Dec 18, 2019

Beans Spilled About Amazon’s Oompa Loompa Program

Dec 18, 2019

Published in
Slackjaw

Sorry!— Our Incubator Has Rejected Your Startup

In addition to your lack of inventiveness as an infant, we took issue with your founding team having completed multiple types of formal…

Dec 9, 2019

Sorry!— Our Incubator Has Rejected Your Startup

Dec 9, 2019

Anthony DeThomas

Anthony DeThomas

owner of one suit | breakfast sandwich authority | napkin writer-on-er | low-key bragger about suit ownership

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