Anthony DeThomasPrivate Equity Firm Acquires Neighborhood Seasonal Sweetened Water StandDES MOINES — KKR, a leading global investment firm and group of aspiring open sea pirates, disillusioned amateur golfers, and hardcore…Jul 1, 2020Jul 1, 2020
Anthony DeThomasinHow Pants WorkI Am Your Parking Lot LandlordI am your parking lot landlord. My voice is an unfiltered cigarette. I only yell.May 11, 20201May 11, 20201
Anthony DeThomasinSlackjawI Am A Man Who Loves Shopping At JoS. A. BankDivorced? Twice.Mar 30, 20204Mar 30, 20204
Anthony DeThomasinSlackjawFamous Writers Pitch to Target For A New Line Of Quote-Covered MerchandiseBird feeders, rustic entryway furniture, tote bags specifically for apple picking, themed seasonal coffee creamer, and more!Jan 25, 20201Jan 25, 20201
Anthony DeThomasinThe Bigger PictureMystery Thriller of the Year: The Woman on the Airplane WingMurder, turbulence, and Cinnabon collide in the best mystery thriller of the yearJan 23, 2020Jan 23, 2020
Anthony DeThomas‘You Love Each Other More Than Other Couples’ Wedding Package“So it sounds like we’ll just save room for the 14 photographers, then.”Jan 13, 2020Jan 13, 2020
Anthony DeThomasinThe Bigger PictureMeanwhile, in the Facebook Group: Dog Moms of Tallahassee514 members & 4,000,000 posts per dayDec 30, 2019Dec 30, 2019
Anthony DeThomasinThe Bigger PictureSelling You a Better Life on PoshmarkWhen it comes to appropriating parts of other peoples’ lives, Poshmark shoppers want it all.Dec 24, 2019Dec 24, 2019
Anthony DeThomasinThe HavenBeans Spilled About Amazon’s Oompa Loompa ProgramProgram: The Candy Man Can, Status: FailedDec 18, 2019Dec 18, 2019
Anthony DeThomasinSlackjawSorry!— Our Incubator Has Rejected Your StartupIn addition to your lack of inventiveness as an infant, we took issue with your founding team having completed multiple types of formal…Dec 9, 20192Dec 9, 20192