Anthony DeThomasPrivate Equity Firm Acquires Neighborhood Seasonal Sweetened Water StandDES MOINES — KKR, a leading global investment firm and group of aspiring open sea pirates, disillusioned amateur golfers, and hardcore…·3 min read·Jul 1, 2020----
Anthony DeThomasinHow Pants WorkI Am Your Parking Lot LandlordI am your parking lot landlord. My voice is an unfiltered cigarette. I only yell.3 min read·May 11, 2020--1--1
Anthony DeThomasinSlackjawI Am A Man Who Loves Shopping At JoS. A. BankDivorced? Twice.·3 min read·Mar 30, 2020--4--4
Anthony DeThomasinSlackjawFamous Writers Pitch to Target For A New Line Of Quote-Covered MerchandiseBird feeders, rustic entryway furniture, tote bags specifically for apple picking, themed seasonal coffee creamer, and more!·4 min read·Jan 25, 2020--1--1
Anthony DeThomasinThe Bigger PictureMystery Thriller of the Year: The Woman on the Airplane WingMurder, turbulence, and Cinnabon collide in the best mystery thriller of the year·5 min read·Jan 23, 2020----
Anthony DeThomas‘You Love Each Other More Than Other Couples’ Wedding Package“So it sounds like we’ll just save room for the 14 photographers, then.”·2 min read·Jan 13, 2020----
Anthony DeThomasinThe Bigger PictureMeanwhile, in the Facebook Group: Dog Moms of Tallahassee514 members & 4,000,000 posts per day·5 min read·Dec 30, 2019----
Anthony DeThomasinThe Bigger PictureSelling You a Better Life on PoshmarkWhen it comes to appropriating parts of other peoples’ lives, Poshmark shoppers want it all.·3 min read·Dec 24, 2019----
Anthony DeThomasinThe HavenBeans Spilled About Amazon’s Oompa Loompa ProgramProgram: The Candy Man Can, Status: Failed·3 min read·Dec 18, 2019----
Anthony DeThomasinSlackjawSorry!— Our Incubator Has Rejected Your StartupIn addition to your lack of inventiveness as an infant, we took issue with your founding team having completed multiple types of formal…·3 min read·Dec 9, 2019--2--2
