Private Equity Firm Acquires Neighborhood Seasonal Sweetened Water Stand

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DES MOINES — KKR, a leading global investment firm and group of aspiring open sea pirates, disillusioned amateur golfers, and hardcore penis enviers, today announced the signing of a definitive agreement to acquire Nate’s Really Good Lemonlade Stand, the premier refreshment brand in the Des Moines, Iowa neighborhood of Oakridge. Financial details of the transaction…